sweet-bitsy:

prostatertots:

i can’t believe a snail ate this entire dog

Incredible

sweet-bitsy:

prostatertots:

i can’t believe a snail ate this entire dog

Incredible

Be Careful When You Stand Upside Down
theonion:

Gas Station Clerk Glad To See Pump 2 Doing So Well Today
alconaut:

xlizardx:
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

alconaut:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

natmastafunk:

It’s time

natmastafunk:

It’s time

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED