I laughed far too hard at this.
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight
I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke